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the handjob time machine is an invention.

it is an invention to go back with the sole purpose of boning down with those crushes that were never in our timeline. this photoblog is of my personal and friends’ hjtm dreams.

look through the archives for more babes.

email your hjtm wishes to handiesinspace (at) gmail (dot) com

visual handjobs at donghits

Douglas Fairbanks Jr
fairwanks for everyone
for http://heyderpette.tumblr.com/

Douglas Fairbanks Jr

fairwanks for everyone

for http://heyderpette.tumblr.com/


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12.11.2013 |
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DUSTIN HOFFMAN

DUSTIN HOFFMAN

(Source: mattybing1025, via kenhatter)


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12.10.2013 |
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TED HUGHES
for christine <3

TED HUGHES

for christine <3


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12.10.2013 |
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The first selfie in history: Philadelphia chemist Robert Cornelius photographs himself, 1839 so well developed, so underexposed

The first selfie in history: Philadelphia chemist Robert Cornelius photographs himself, 1839 so well developed, so underexposed


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11.20.2013 |
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Lisa Bonet
dreambabe

Lisa Bonet

dreambabe


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11.20.2013 |
141

Martin Luther King Jr.

BABE.

(Source: e-n-o-n, via covenesque)

11.12.2013 |
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BILL COSBY.
unf.

BILL COSBY.

unf.


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10.17.2013 |
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ROBBIE BASHO
Would you let him fingerpick you?

ROBBIE BASHO

Would you let him fingerpick you?


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10.9.2013 |
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JON ANDERSON
say &#8220;yes&#8221; to this member of Yes b/w closer to the edging.

JON ANDERSON

say “yes” to this member of Yes b/w closer to the edging.


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8.21.2013 |
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Rick Nielsen / Cheap Trick
&amp; Joan Jett

Rick Nielsen / Cheap Trick

& Joan Jett


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8.19.2013 |
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Linda Ronstadt
BABE.

Linda Ronstadt

BABE.


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8.19.2013 |
kate bush
you beautiful pouty weirdo.

kate bush

you beautiful pouty weirdo.


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8.15.2013 |
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James Chance
post punk sexaphone

James Chance

post punk sexaphone


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8.5.2013 |
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goddamn.
MICK JONESTHE CLASH
1-2 GOT A CRUSH ON YOU 

goddamn.

MICK JONES
THE CLASH

1-2 GOT A CRUSH ON YOU 


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7.25.2013 |
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CONWAY TWITTY LOVED FINGERBANGING SO MUCH!!!

7.23.2013 |
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